Golden Martini

Yeah, baby. That's right! I wrote the bestest dirty limerick over at Canuck Bunion's blog and am now the proud recipient of the Golden Martini award. Hey, it's not every day a girl beats out 3 lovely Bunions and a writer living in Bali for the top prize & bragging rights! So here's my limerick:

There once was a celibate nun,
Who never knew how to have fun.
She bought new silk knickers
And smuggled in liquor
And now she's a nun on the run.

Let's hear it for naughty nuns!